What do you want? I’ve spent over 2 hours trawling one of the biggest shopping websites in the world and I still can’t find something I actually want. Bah humbug to it all. Why do I have to force feed myself reasons to be jolly anyhow?
What’s really important is being around people who actually care about my existence. Besides, the things that give me a real buzz cannot be bought with a civilian security clearance or are too elite to be on any retail shopping outlet.
7 ways to sidestep Santa mayhem – online and offline
Give small but niche token gifts Use a daily cash envelope system Use Load-up cards only Carry a food flask so you don’t eat too much Talk and Dream about Summer 2018 holidays Grab the designated driver card to avoid drinking Downgrade to a “dumb” phone…Text and Talk only
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