I always wanted to mess with chemicals, a scientist spending my day experimenting and hunting for clues. I was terrible at school though, never paid attention to the teacher and missed out on any opportunity to spend time in the laboratory. I was “informally” excluded at 16 and that was that.
Now that I’m old and ugly enough nothing can stop me.
Here’s one of the lab kits I really wanted at school over 37 years ago…where would I be now?
What do you want? I’ve spent over 2 hours trawling one of the biggest shopping websites in the world and I still can’t find something I actually want. Bah humbug to it all. Why do I have to force feed myself reasons to be jolly anyhow?
What’s really important is being around people who actually care about my existence. Besides, the things that give me a real buzz cannot be bought with a civilian security clearance or are too elite to be on any retail shopping outlet.
December 25th, 2017 Daytona Beach (destination not reached)
7 ways to sidestep Santa mayhem – online and offline
Give small but niche token gifts
Use a daily cash envelope system
Use Load-up cards only
Carry a food flask so you don’t eat too much
Talk and Dream about Summer 2018 holidays
Grab the designated driver card to avoid drinking
Downgrade to a “dumb” phone…Text and Talk only
Run out of Pyridostigmine
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