{"id":2955,"date":"2017-04-20T09:34:02","date_gmt":"2017-04-20T09:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2017-04-20T15:51:18","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T15:51:18","slug":"all-of-lifes-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/?p=2955","title":{"rendered":"All of Life&#8217;s Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 class=\"quoteText\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cTo alcohol! The cause of&#8230; and solution to&#8230; all of life&#8217;s problems\u201d<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Matt Groening<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dad used to give me generous pocket money until he got me a job in Tesco in Baker&#8217;s Arms, Leyton, London at age 16.\u00a0 I quickly fell in and out of debt but realised that no money meant no girls and no fun.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The cause of&#8230;and solution to my problems has always been money.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2960\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2960\" style=\"width: 525px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2960\" src=\"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/coins-1015125_1920-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/coins-1015125_1920-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/coins-1015125_1920-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/coins-1015125_1920-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/coins-1015125_1920.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2960\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Obsessed with balancing the books<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4>The biggest thing I worry about when it comes to money<\/h4>\n<p>Actually, it&#8217;s probably the fear of not having an income, I have been working for over 32 years straight.<\/p>\n<h4>I wish Subject H would take care of money for me<\/h4>\n<p>All my life I&#8217;ve wondered what a luxury it would be if another human being could take care of things for me like Dad did.\u00a0 Just give me an allowance to spend as I like.\u00a0 Unfortunately, no one like that exists in my life.<\/p>\n<h6>Whenever I think about money and finances, I feel<\/h6>\n<p>My situation awareness has always been pretty sharp, typically using accountant tools to create a balance sheet. I use it to avoid panic and sentimental ideas.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m on the defence right now so feel nervous and angry about my negative Net Worth.\u00a0 I normally avoid risk but my warning, to those close to me, was ignored so now I find myself in exactly the position I was scared of.<\/p>\n<h4>The most expensive thing I want is<\/h4>\n<p>I think a new car is top of the list. Not sure what type or in which country.\u00a0 Well, actually,\u00a0 I want a car in Florida, London and Vienna.<\/p>\n<h4>What I find interest about money is<\/h4>\n<p>it&#8217;s ability to take me to new worlds and meet new people<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h4>What scares me about money is<\/h4>\n<p>The fact that people judge you by it and make so many assumptions<\/p>\n<h4>If money were no object, I would<\/h4>\n<p>Take care of family and start my own Crew.<\/p>\n<h4>The one thing holding me back financially is<\/h4>\n<p>Supporting others<\/p>\n<h4>If I had $100,000 cash I would<\/h4>\n<p>Spend 1\/3 on air travel and clothes<\/p>\n<p>Spend 1\/3 on cars<\/p>\n<p>Spend the rest to clear short-term liabilities<\/p>\n<h4>The one thing in life I&#8217;ve never done because of money is<\/h4>\n<p>Spend more time with family<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cTo alcohol! The cause of&#8230; and solution to&#8230; all of life&#8217;s problems\u201d Matt Groening Dad used to give me generous pocket money until he got me a job in Tesco in Baker&#8217;s Arms, Leyton, London at age 16.\u00a0 I quickly fell in and out of debt but realised that no money meant no girls and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/?p=2955\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;All of Life&#8217;s Problems&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[76,94],"class_list":["post-2955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-manhood","tag-lucky","tag-money-and-power"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2975,"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions\/2975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clickonyx.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}